Workout. Because murder is wrong.
When lifting weights is the only acceptable outlet for your inner fury, this tee delivers. A ripped, beanie-clad cat deadlifts a barbell beneath the cheeky slogan “Workout Because Murder Is Wrong.” Printed on our classic unisex fit, it’s perfect for gym warriors, cat lovers, and anyone with a sense of dark humor.
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Standard Tee: 100% ring-spun American cotton—breathable, durable, responsibly sourced.
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100% Made in USA premium tri-blend (+$5): 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% modal for an ultra-soft, next-level feel.